1. I'll make every effort to not step on your Happy Shoes, with the hope that you'll return the favor.

2. There are no 'good guys'. There are no 'bad guys'. They're all just guys.

3. Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

4. It is difficult to say what absolute truth is, but it's almost always easy to recognize bullshit.

5. Go ahead and sing the blues if it makes you happy.

6. In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

7. If you are going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you may as well laugh about it right now.